I closed my door on my penis

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I closed my door on my penis

and now it is shaped like an hourglass. i am embarrassed to go to doc so please what should i do? i am peeing blood and cannot ejaculate because it hurts! help!it is bruising!

should I call the firemen??

Best Answer

If it’s bruising now.. that means you recently did this smashing….. meaning your first impulse after smashing your penis in a door… was to jerk off…. i am sorry sir but you fail at life….

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